secrets and things.

"I am such an awesome person that I am going to get close to this girl just so I can have sex with her and when she decides I am a nice person and tells me she’d like for us to be friends, I am going to be passive-aggressive about it and complain that I have been ‘friendzoned’ and that most women are bitches who don’t appreciate nice guys."
Every “nice guy”, ever (via cruentamors)

(via lipstick-feminists)

— 1 month ago with 2460 notes
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    Hurrah! Exactly. I’d add one point though -...know her without trying
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    exist. And I am sure...else hurts? Finding out someone befriended
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    No. Fuck you, sir. This “nice guy” martyr complex is such bullshit. You befriend a girl, and end up with feelings for...
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    Oh god I tried to explain to a man why this is bad. Idt he really got it. In his words “women should stop acting like...
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    ^Hahahaha fucking THIS. This comment made my everything. Getting laid is...all men....
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