Gemini (22nd May – 22nd June)
Yo Gemini! WASSUP? What’s with the whole duality thing? One day you’re all “I love stuff!” and then the next day you’re all “how bad is stuff?” It’s really quite confusing. For your chosen denominational holiday you will receive a mix cd and a trip to Bali. You will hate them both. But you’ll love them by New Years.
(Source: spookmag.com)