January 2011
42 posts
Blergh.
I’m pretty sure I am a sucky girlfriend type. I either get needy and run out of conversation, and/or I get bored and run out of conversation. Sigh. And it happens every time. It’s like playing that donkey kong country level with the carts and dying in the same spot everytime.
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
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My right leg is longer than my left leg.
Got myself a thug swagger. Yeahhhh boyyy.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
PCOS
Dear hormones, Please check yo’self, before you mess yo’self. Thanks. Sally.
Jan 27th
growing up
Today one of my workmates told me that she hates underwear. When she gets home from work she pretty much just strips all her underwear off (clothes still on). I cannot wait to move out of home so I can just stop wearing pants whenever I am at home.
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
Woooow. One awkward conversation between me and you, and now you’re ignoring me on the street. There is no way you didn’t see me when you crossed the road. Fuck you asshole. You don’t get to upset both of us and still get what you want. Let your giant ego lead you in life, rather than let go of your pride and realise you’ve actually upset someone. See how far you get....
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
Adelaide. It's heaps good.  →
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
“Greater awareness of such basic and essential concepts as preventative care and...”
– Most people don’t really understand public health, which is a shame, David Tuller explains. (via utnereader)
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
Jan 16th
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Mamihlapinatapai
“a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that they both desire but which neither one wants to start.”
Jan 15th
“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather...”
– Mrs Banks, Mary Poppins.
Jan 15th
My friend Sian has a blog about the Brisbane... →
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Donate Something
gameraobscura: At work we are pretty sure that there will be a national donate blood campaign on tv and radio due to the Queensland floods. Several Queensland donor centres are flooded so if you want to get in before the probable rush go donate blood at your usual place or visit http://www.donateblood.com.au/ to find a non-flooded place. I’m donating tomorrow Andy!
Jan 12th
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Dear Nature, Please ease up. I promise to recycle...
Two of my closest and oldest friends live in Brisbane. This whole flood thing has got me insanely uneasy. Some of the devastation is absolutely heartbreaking. I can’t even begin to imagine the anguish that these Queenslanders are experiencing. The Queensland Government have set up an appeal where people can donate to help send help and to rebuild when this whole mess is over. ...
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
294 notes
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I don't really understand why Wally is called...
I feel like it’s an unnecessary divide of cultures. Although, I suppose his name is Hugo in Sweden.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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I am full of pie. Delicious, delicious pie.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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I have never ever in my life felt like such a bad person. I gave in to all sorts of bad things. This is how people end of Springer.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
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grow some mother fucking ovaries.
Jan 8th
“Characters can be awesome in all sorts of different ways! For instance, I am...”
– Sarah Rees Brennan (in a great essay at sarahtales) These are my feelings on Watson, right here folks. (via nerdgasms)
Jan 7th
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“No, I have no secrets. I’m mad. I have to go to work. I have to earn a...”
– A woman I admire.
Jan 6th
So I bought Germaine Greer's The Female Eunuch...
Sally’s feminist face is definitely out of the closet now.
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
354 notes
2011
I intend to take care of myself, love myself, and be true to who I am. I intend to be the person I know I am capable of being, both physically and emotionally. I intend to enjoy what life gives me, and let go of the things I do not control. I will remember that I am a good person, and that I should not be afraid to want what good people deserve. __________________________________________ I...
Jan 4th
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Maybe.
1. Get up 15 minutes earlier 2. Prepare for the morning the night before 3. Avoid tight fitting clothes 4. Avoid relying on chemical aids 5. Set appointments ahead 6. Don’t rely on your memory … Write it down 7. Practice preventive maintenance 8. Make duplicate keys 9. Say “no” more often 10. Set priorities in your life 11. Avoid negative people 12. Use time wisely 13. Simplify meal...
Jan 4th
“Shift your attitude from “I need to” to “I want to”.”
– random interwebs.
Jan 4th
Almost had a heart attack when a friend said I probably wouldn’t need a rice cooker when I finally move out of home - since rice is so easy in the oven. I almost slapper her for the blasphemy. Apparently the asian thing runs deeper than I thought.
Jan 3rd
“I know it sounds trivial, but keeping to the left as a pedestrian in our main...”
– Melbourne’s Lord Mayor, Robert Doyle, obviously reads my Tumblr. Five small ways to make Melbourne great (via indefensible) I’m pretty sure we could do with a little of this everywhere in the country.
Jan 3rd
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