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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

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I am not having a good day.

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"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

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inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

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blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered

blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered

(via australian-government)

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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reattachment:

Only thing bigger than my ego is my butt.

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