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If I could, I would quit my job and spend all day cooking for people.

But not like a chef, Christ that would be horrible. Like a bed and breakfast. Yeah. And Tim can win a brewery. And Stevie can be in those dog calendars
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Ive made a lot of food related posts on my other social media lately.

You don’t care though do you tumblr!

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I am tired as all fuck today.

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I bought a membership and everything!

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burritno:

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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1. After I went on daytime pub crawl through Adelaide and went on to hit on the trivia night host

2. Selfie with the sister.

3. Me last week when I was ready to die because I had 5 grants due on the same day

4. I made a decision to cut off all my hair. Jesus that was dumb.

5. About 20 minutes after this one I threw up all over the side of the road because Tim was overseas and I was drunk and he told me he missed me. I woke up asleep on my lounge room floor.

6. I used to go to the gym all the time. Jesus I got super hot for a while. Like banging. But then I got a boyf and a dog and now I’m fat again.

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oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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DIAGON ALLEY IS DIAGONALLY.

Fuck. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

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rachelhills:

On “having it all.”

rachelhills:

On “having it all.”

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I actually looked at flights. And they are fairly reasonable $1400 return, but there’s like 35 hrs in transit with two stopovers.

And I’d only be going for like two weeks. That’s an awful long time to go for two weeks.